Gas the cat

GasCat ate every gas fee on Ethereum. He is not sorry. 9 lives, 0 gas, 1 very smug cat.

about GasCat

GasCat was a normal cat until he napped on an Ethereum node, licked a gas pump and woke up fully on-chain. Now he runs on beans, fumes and pure chaos. Every time he purrs, a block gets validated. Every time he sneezes, a whale gets liquidated. We are just the humans holding the litter scoop.

GOALS:

Eat every gas fee on Ethereum. Burp. Repeat.
Turn 3AM zoomies into unstoppable green candles.
Build the loudest litter box on the internet — one meow at a time.

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How to Buy

Get a MetaMask wallet (the cat carrier)

Grab MetaMask from Chrome, the App Store or Google Play. Yes, the cat needs somewhere to sleep.

Then load it with $ETH via Moonpay or any exchange. Cats do not accept IOUs.

Send $ETH — aka the kibble

Copy your Ethereum address from MetaMask and send $ETH from any exchange like Coinbase or Binance. Make sure it's the Ethereum mainnet — the cat will not fetch it back off the wrong chain.

Buy $GASCAT

Once the $ETH lands, head to Uniswap, pick your amount and paste the $GASCAT contract address. Set the slippage and hold your nose — it gets gassy in there.

You are officially owned

Congrats, you do not own a cat — the cat owns you. Join the litter box on Telegram and watch him inflate.

TOKENOMICS

Simple as a cat's to-do list: eat, sleep, pump. 93.1% of $GASCAT went straight into the liquidity pool, the LP tokens got torched, and the contract is renounced. The remaining 6.9% naps in a multi-sig wallet reserved for CEX listings, bridges and extra litter.

No taxes, no dev wallet, no mysterious "marketing fund" that smells suspiciously like a yacht. Just gas and a cat.

ETHERSCAN

Token Supply:

420,690,000,000,000

Liquidity Pool 100%

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Our whitepaper is 40 pages long and 38 of them are pictures of a cat next to a gas canister. The other two cover strategy, tokenomics and the roadmap — written entirely while a cat sat on the keyboard. Read it, then go outside.

Stage 1

First Whiff

Launch on Uniswap (cat opens one eye)
Burn the liquidity, keep the fumes
Listings on various DEX’s
Fill the Telegram litter box with degens
Clear the room of every other dog coin

Stage 2

The Zoomies

Website V2 (with 300% more cat)
Listing on Coinmarketcap & Coingecko
Partnerships signed with a paw print
Voting platform: the community picks his dinner

Stage 3

Clearing The Room

NFT collection: 9,999 unique bad smells
CEX listings
Merch shop (hoodies, gas masks, catnip)

Stage 4

Full Gas Takeover

Mobile game where you dodge the fumes
Gas fees abolished worldwide
Take over the world, then nap for 16 hours

Got Questions?

Where can I store my $GASCAT tokens?

Any Ethereum wallet works — MetaMask, Rabby, Trust, or a hardware wallet if you are fancy. Please do not store them in an actual litter box; we tried, the seed phrase did not survive.

Are there any fees when buying or selling $GASCAT?

Zero buy tax, zero sell tax. The only fee is the standard Ethereum gas fee, and GasCat personally eats most of that. It is literally where he gets his name — and his smell.

What are the growth prospects for $GASCAT?

Gas expands to fill any container, and so does this cat. Our chief analyst is a cat knocking a chart off a table, so this is not financial advice — it is barely advice.

How is the security of my funds ensured with $GASCAT?

Liquidity is burnt, the contract is renounced and the mint authority is gone. Also, nobody has ever successfully taken anything away from a cat.

How can I buy $GASCAT tokens?

Wallet, $ETH, Uniswap, paste the contract, swap. Full instructions are in the "How to Buy" section above, and the crew on @GASCAT will happily walk you through it between memes.

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